Turkeys...what?

A few weeks ago, while driving up towards the hills, I noticed some wild turkeys. Okay, that's nice. That is, until they teleported onto our roof one evening.

And I started taking some pictures when it struck me. They be turkeys. Turkeys on roof. Roof above ground. Turkeys don't fly.

I was trolled.

And my pictures aren't that great.

Yes, I know I messed up the face.

You mad?