I have a dream...

One day I will be skinny.

Hopefully.

*picks up microphone* Ahemhem.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though I face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men should be skinny."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the fat people will one day become skinny and sit down at the table of skinnyhood.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of obesity, sweltering with the heat of overeating, will be transformed into an oasis of skinniness and low blood sugar.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will be fat no longer.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its fat people, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of "obesity" and "fatness" -- one day right there in Alabama little fat boys and little fat girls will be able to become skinny once more!

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made skinny, the fat places will be made slender, and the overeating places will be made a diet; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall become skinny."

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

I have a dream!

Thank yew, thank yew.